Things I did instead of Inktober and NaNoWriMo:

• Watched _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ for the first time.

• Attempted to finally unpack my apartment from the move in August only to become overwhelmed and go back to watching _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_.

• Saw Elijah Wood at the glasses store.

• Went to a talk about a book about Lizzie Borden.

• Spiraled into a conspiracy theory about Lizzie Borden.

• Watched the Christina Ricci Lizzie Borden movie.

• Attempted to watch the Christina Ricci Lizzie Borden series.

• Accidentally fell into a _Bones_ hole and stopped watching _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_.

• Researched getting a Masters in Anthropology.

• Attended a seminar on self publishing and was accused of fraud.

• Considered moving to Denver.

• Visited Denver.

• Decided to not move to Denver.

• Tried to unpack the apartment again, got a room under control, realized that in the process another room had gotten worse, got very high and cried.

• Ate lobster rolls.

• Got sick with a cold.

• Got a stomach bug.

• Got another cold.

• Didn’t go to Florida.

• Saw a really cool puppet show.

• Bought a bunch of notebooks in an attempt to get my organization under control.

• Realized notebooks are not the best way for me to organize and started on a binder.

• Saw a doctor who told me I might have ADHD and definitely probably need an MRI because of my “VERY STRANGE” aphasias.

• Finally unpacked all of my closet so I have access to my clothing for the first time in almost a year. Felt like I’d achieved something, like things were getting better and maybe I could start having a functioning life for the first time in years if I can just keep from spiraling out every time I try to exist outside of my bed.

• Watched all of the Star Wars prequels, got very high and cried.

• Got a haircut.